freelance procrastinator called Helen. Don't ever say "take your time" to a procrastinator. I really dig Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Bob's Burgers, Gogol Bordello, animals, nature, the beach, funny stuff, The Black Keys, Type O Negative, Firewater, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, True Detective, True Blood, Shameless, breathing, Coen Brothers, John Waters, MST3K, LOTR, BSG, COD, LBP, old arcade games, ps3, Firefly, Medeski Martin Wood, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily to fight the sadness. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). I daydream a lot & possess a vivid imagination.
Why bring your lunch to work every day when you could just order an EMERGENCY LUNCH/DINNER, 90 DAYS bucket and have it delivered straight to work?
The existence of this product isn’t perplexing, but if you flip through the images they give you of the meals, I’m not sure how it applies to disaster-based eating. I’m pretty sure that if I’m crouched in my basement with a crowbar and my bucket of EMERGENCY LUNCH/DINNER 90 DAYS I won’t be able to garnish my survival rice with a sprig of mint and serve it in enamel bakeware on top of freshly folded linens. But maybe survival means different things to different people.