(I was Part-Time, but am now a Full-Time procrastinator named Helen fyi) I love Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Gogol Bordello, animals, the beach, Type O Negative, Firewater, Salem, Pinback, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Dexter, True Blood, Shameless, all Coen Brothers movies, all John Waters movies, LOTR, BSG, Firefly, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). One of my favorite forms of escape is finding pics of my dream house & dream bedroom, a place I can imagine myself spending hours hiding out, away from all of life's problems. I am very much into freedom of speech! I'm anti-censorship; pro-perviness and feeling free to express yourself; Fuck people who cannot respect others who happen to have a different opinion or ethos. ABIDE.
Why bring your lunch to work every day when you could just order an EMERGENCY LUNCH/DINNER, 90 DAYS bucket and have it delivered straight to work?
The existence of this product isn’t perplexing, but if you flip through the images they give you of the meals, I’m not sure how it applies to disaster-based eating. I’m pretty sure that if I’m crouched in my basement with a crowbar and my bucket of EMERGENCY LUNCH/DINNER 90 DAYS I won’t be able to garnish my survival rice with a sprig of mint and serve it in enamel bakeware on top of freshly folded linens. But maybe survival means different things to different people.