(I was Part-Time, but am now a Full-Time procrastinator named Helen fyi) I love Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Gogol Bordello, animals, the beach, Type O Negative, Firewater, Salem, Pinback, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Dexter, True Blood, Shameless, all Coen Brothers movies, all John Waters movies, LOTR, BSG, Firefly, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily to fight the sadness. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). One of my favorite forms of escape is finding pics of my dream house & dream bedroom, a place I can imagine myself spending hours hiding out, away from all of life's problems. ABIDE.
The more intelligent, the less sane.
George Orwell (via hiems-aeterna)
rrrrrooowwwr! down, boy.
There’s no ‘i’ in Team, but there’s a ‘u’ in Cunt.
East Bound & Down (via itsjustthinking)
Love is something that I spent a lot of time longing for, and very little time enjoying.
“Walrus of condemnation” is my new favorite phrase.
Skwisgaar: Fuck Tokis. Christmas trees. This amn’t brutal.
Did you fuck my mom, Santa Claus? Did you fuck my mom? Did you fuck her? DID YOU FUCK MY FUCKING MOM? DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA? AAAAH!
Charlie Kelly, It’s a Very Sunny Christmas (via geoffrox)