(I was Part-Time, but am now a Full-Time procrastinator named Helen fyi) I love Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Gogol Bordello, animals, the beach, Type O Negative, Firewater, Salem, Pinback, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Dexter, True Blood, Shameless, all Coen Brothers movies, all John Waters movies, LOTR, BSG, Firefly, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily to fight the sadness. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). One of my favorite forms of escape is finding pics of my dream house & dream bedroom, a place I can imagine myself spending hours hiding out, away from all of life's problems. ABIDE.
I’ll just put this here, OK bye
"Whoops: The Story of I Didn’t Mean to Eat That Whole Bowl of Velveeta Shells-n-Cheese”
Now you know giant anteater’s front legs look like pandas.
Re-reblogging for previously-undetected Baby Giant Anteater in the 5th pic (riding Mommy Anteater’s back)
My friend is saying that dogs understand English, but cats do not
to search google images for “bisected iris”
can I just say, the writers on How It’s Made employ THE WORST clichés and puns out there. jesus, people. …You might say, it’s “hackneyed.”
It is always scary when shit on The Onion becomes reality.
"Trying to put the rape behind him, Jacob went out the next night and scored a career-high 37 points.
'Well, the way I look at it is like this: I was brought here to go to class, and play basketball; so that's what I'm gonna do. It's not about who I raped.'"
"Jacob is like family to us; I mean, he’s averaged 22 points a game freshman year. No amount of raping is gonna change that."
Surely I can’t be the only one who sings along especially (exagerratedly so) at the end:
“You can’t take the sky from MEEEE-EEEE-EEE-EEE-HEEEEEEEEEE!”
Before he was your Castle, he was my Captain Tightpants!
and she’s dying