(I was Part-Time, but am now a Full-Time procrastinator named Helen fyi) I love Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Gogol Bordello, animals, the beach, Type O Negative, Firewater, Salem, Pinback, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Dexter, True Blood, Shameless, all Coen Brothers movies, all John Waters movies, LOTR, BSG, Firefly, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). One of my favorite forms of escape is finding pics of my dream house & dream bedroom, a place I can imagine myself spending hours hiding out, away from all of life's problems. I am very much into freedom of speech! I'm anti-censorship; pro-perviness and feeling free to express yourself; Fuck people who cannot respect others who happen to have a different opinion or ethos. ABIDE.
can I just say, the writers on How It’s Made employ THE WORST clichés and puns out there. jesus, people. …You might say, it’s “hackneyed.”
It is always scary when shit on The Onion becomes reality.
“Trying to put the rape behind him, Jacob went out the next night and scored a career-high 37 points.
‘Well, the way I look at it is like this: I was brought here to go to class, and play basketball; so that’s what I’m gonna do. It’s not about who I raped.’“
“Jacob is like family to us; I mean, he’s averaged 22 points a game freshman year. No amount of raping is gonna change that.”
Surely I can’t be the only one who sings along especially (exagerratedly so) at the end:
“You can’t take the sky from MEEEE-EEEE-EEE-EEE-HEEEEEEEEEE!”
Before he was your Castle, he was my Captain Tightpants!
and she’s dying
like, how is he even going to reach that dagger, now, really….
The last thing you will ever see.
Tonight out of nowhere my friend said:
“penis has been nothing but trouble in my life”
OK, kitten, you can come home with meeeeee!!
John Marston says horrible things to a lady zombie while her eunuch husband looks on.