a freelance procrastinator and occasional dilettante named Helen. Don't ever say "take your time" to a procrastinator. I really dig Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Bob's Burgers, Gogol Bordello, animals, nature, the beach, funny stuff, Doug Benson, The Black Keys, Type O Negative, Firewater, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, True Detective, True Blood, Shameless, breathing, Coen Brothers, John Waters, MST3K, LOTR, BSG, COD, LBP, old arcade games, ps3, Firefly, Medeski Martin Wood, and many more. SO MANY MORE!! Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily to fight the sadness. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). I daydream a lot & possess a vivid imagination.
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING
They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit
I don’t even have the balls to watch this video
Same - can’t watch/won’t watch
Hannah, Heather, Heidi, ….then Helen? NOPE! Straight to Irene and the rest of the alphabet. No Helen. Hmph.
I’ll just put this here, OK bye
"Whoops: The Story of I Didn’t Mean to Eat That Whole Bowl of Velveeta Shells-n-Cheese”
Now you know giant anteater’s front legs look like pandas.
Re-reblogging for previously-undetected Baby Giant Anteater in the 5th pic (riding Mommy Anteater’s back)
My friend is saying that dogs understand English, but cats do not
to search google images for “bisected iris”
can I just say, the writers on How It’s Made employ THE WORST clichés and puns out there. jesus, people. …You might say, it’s “hackneyed.”
It is always scary when shit on The Onion becomes reality.
"Trying to put the rape behind him, Jacob went out the next night and scored a career-high 37 points.
'Well, the way I look at it is like this: I was brought here to go to class, and play basketball; so that's what I'm gonna do. It's not about who I raped.'"
"Jacob is like family to us; I mean, he’s averaged 22 points a game freshman year. No amount of raping is gonna change that."
Surely I can’t be the only one who sings along especially (exagerratedly so) at the end:
“You can’t take the sky from MEEEE-EEEE-EEE-EEE-HEEEEEEEEEE!”