Tagged with omg

March 22, 2013

can I just say, the writers on How It’s Made employ THE WORST clichés and puns out there.  jesus, people.  …You might say, it’s “hackneyed.”

March 18, 2013

It is always scary when shit on The Onion becomes reality.


“Trying to put the rape behind him, Jacob went out the next night and scored a career-high 37 points.

‘Well, the way I look at it is like this: I was brought here to go to class, and play basketball; so that’s what I’m gonna do. It’s not about who I raped.’“ 

“Jacob is like family to us; I mean, he’s averaged 22 points a game freshman year. No amount of raping is gonna change that.”

http://youtu.be/zWLJZw9Ws-g

January 20, 2013

dpaf:


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I love the PURRRR sounds as she’s eating ^_^

dpaf:

[video]

I love the PURRRR sounds as she’s eating ^_^

January 18, 2013

Firefly song during the opening credits

Surely I can’t be the only one who sings along especially (exagerratedly so) at the end:
“You can’t take the sky from MEEEE-EEEE-EEE-EEE-HEEEEEEEEEE!”

January 9, 2013

gastrogirl:

kit kat cheesecake bars.

gastrogirl:

kit kat cheesecake bars.

January 5, 2013

mnemonic-amnesia:

Before he was your Castle, he was my Captain Tightpants!

mnemonic-amnesia:

Before he was your Castle, he was my Captain Tightpants!

November 9, 2012

and she’s dying 
omg

and she’s dying 

omg

(Source: iamrickgrimesmissinghand)

September 19, 2012

like, how is he even going to reach that dagger, now, really….

like, how is he even going to reach that dagger, now, really….

(Source: whencookiesscream)

September 10, 2012

nickholmes:

The last thing you will ever see. 

nickholmes:

The last thing you will ever see. 

September 9, 2012

negrobabies:

sfshbfnjfnthrb

negrobabies:

sfshbfnjfnthrb

July 29, 2012

Tonight out of nowhere my friend said:

“penis has been nothing but trouble in my life”

June 26, 2012

June 24, 2012

 OK, kitten, you can come home with meeeeee!!

 OK, kitten, you can come home with meeeeee!!

(Source: onlylolgifs)

June 9, 2012

Rock Star Games

“I bet no one fucks you in Hell”

Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare

imprivis:

John Marston says horrible things to a lady zombie while her eunuch husband looks on.

June 1, 2012

totally.

totally.