(I was Part-Time, but am now a Full-Time procrastinator named Helen fyi) I love Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Gogol Bordello, animals, the beach, Type O Negative, Firewater, Salem, Pinback, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Dexter, True Blood, Shameless, all Coen Brothers movies, all John Waters movies, LOTR, BSG, Firefly, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). One of my favorite forms of escape is finding pics of my dream house & dream bedroom, a place I can imagine myself spending hours hiding out, away from all of life's problems. I am very much into freedom of speech! I'm anti-censorship; pro-perviness and feeling free to express yourself; Fuck people who cannot respect others who happen to have a different opinion or ethos. ABIDE.
What can I say? Hammy’s into some weird shit. He’s neutered but likes to hump. He really is a tumblr person disguised as a 9-month-old cat.
Poor Teddy Boom. He’s put up with this humiliation since December.
Ham is such a ham!
Ham The Kitten trying to resist naptime. (Failing, though)
I’m so drowsy now, too
Daisy Mae is my sister’s cat. I’m catsitting her for a few days. I just discovered that she SNORES! *squeee*
My sister’s cat, Daisy. I’m catsitting for a few days.
She’s like, “I don’t really mind you so much, but what happened to Big Guy and Cranky Knowitall Lady?”
I’m actually trying to fix the ask box situation D: I need to find a different layout and whatnot. But seriously, you’re kitty is adorable and I want a kitty kat even if I’m not the boss either :(
I was thinking of changing my theme too, but 2 problems: I am lazy, and can’t make up my mind, as if whatever I pick is permanent and the most vital decision of life. hahahhaa! (so just avoid it altogether eh?) I <3 my Ham with every fiber of my being. He’ll be 7 months next week and I don’t know what I’d do without him - he is the perfect blend of sass, cuddles, and playfulness - he really is quite a Ham (he came with that name, and I can totally see why he was named Ham) :DDD
Jeez, you get up for ONE moment, and this kitty, man,…. He steals your chair! Oh well I guess it really IS time for bed now, huh
What to do on a rainy afternoon? Just ask Ham. He’s got it figured out.
(Hammy’s got such a tough life, huh)
My THIN MINTS is where I draw the line, Ham!
Late night Hammy
Update: Ham slept right through his appointment time for the interview. He’s stickin’ it to The Man! I’m proud of my nonconformist cat.