freelance procrastinator called Helen. Don't ever say "take your time" to a procrastinator. I really dig Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Bob's Burgers, Gogol Bordello, animals, nature, the beach, funny stuff, Doug Benson, The Black Keys, Type O Negative, Firewater, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, True Detective, True Blood, Shameless, breathing, Coen Brothers, John Waters, MST3K, LOTR, BSG, COD, LBP, old arcade games, ps3, Firefly, Medeski Martin Wood, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily to fight the sadness. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). I daydream a lot & possess a vivid imagination.
Thomas A Swift and his Electric Rifle
Monkey Vs. Robot Vs. Kitten
This is what happened when I showed one of the best books ever to my kitten, Ham. I’m not sure whose side he’s on.
“A board book in the most literal sense. This book emerged from the idea for a nested book structure, one that could be unpacked like a series of matryoshka dolls. A secret compartment at the end of the book houses a removable page with four miniature books.”
I did not truly know the meaning of the word “WANT” until I laid eyes on this. I must have this or I will surely die!
stop that cat. you’ve been studying for hours. take a snack break. i know you love those.
get out of there cat. you are not a book. you’re certainly not antique and i will get no money for you at half price books.
get off of there cat. i appreciate you helping me with my art project but i need that paper to draw on. i can’t very well draw on you, can i?