(I was Part-Time, but am now a Full-Time procrastinator named Helen fyi) I love Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Gogol Bordello, animals, the beach, Type O Negative, Firewater, Salem, Pinback, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Dexter, True Blood, Shameless, all Coen Brothers movies, all John Waters movies, LOTR, BSG, Firefly, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). One of my favorite forms of escape is finding pics of my dream house & dream bedroom, a place I can imagine myself spending hours hiding out, away from all of life's problems. I am very much into freedom of speech! I'm anti-censorship; pro-perviness and feeling free to express yourself; Fuck people who cannot respect others who happen to have a different opinion or ethos. ABIDE.
Ham helps me show you a good way to hide noms for safekeeping
Thomas A Swift and his Electric Rifle
Monkey Vs. Robot Vs. Kitten
This is what happened when I showed one of the best books ever to my kitten, Ham. I’m not sure whose side he’s on.
“A board book in the most literal sense. This book emerged from the idea for a nested book structure, one that could be unpacked like a series of matryoshka dolls. A secret compartment at the end of the book houses a removable page with four miniature books.”
I did not truly know the meaning of the word “WANT” until I laid eyes on this. I must have this or I will surely die!
stop that cat. you’ve been studying for hours. take a snack break. i know you love those.
get out of there cat. you are not a book. you’re certainly not antique and i will get no money for you at half price books.
get off of there cat. i appreciate you helping me with my art project but i need that paper to draw on. i can’t very well draw on you, can i?