freelance procrastinator called Helen. Don't ever say "take your time" to a procrastinator. I really dig Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Bob's Burgers, Gogol Bordello, animals, nature, the beach, funny stuff, The Black Keys, Type O Negative, Firewater, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, True Detective, True Blood, Shameless, breathing, Coen Brothers, John Waters, MST3K, LOTR, BSG, COD, LBP, old arcade games, ps3, Firefly, Medeski Martin Wood, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily to fight the sadness. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). I daydream a lot & possess a vivid imagination.
This Samsung commercial illustrates eight different uses for one of their phones demonstrated by an assortment of ridiculously cute animals doing surprisingly human things. Hamsters go to the movies and chow down on popcorn, bunnies contend with the daily grind at the office, other bunnies work out at a health club, puppies make use of a photo booth, guinea pigs take a road trip, baby chicks hit the dance floor, and a hedgehog supervillain sits in his lair watching his evil plans unfold. (We’re trying not to think about what was going on between the kittens in front of the fireplace.)
Yes, it’s a commercial. But there’s so much anthropomorphic cuteness happening that it’s an easy fact to overlook.
hehehe SO cute!! (with bonus goggies at the end)
I miss my kitties :(
The most epic way to do your laundry
> It’s drumming for all other machines to rise up and destroy all humans.
> Still better than Skrillex.
this would fit perfectly into nearly any Gogol Bordello song! for example: Break the Spell
Idk why, but I love the washing machine and GB blended I’m serious
This awesome video, entitled Peter Brings the Shadows to Life, is a skate video by Joe Pease, featuring only shadows. We think it feels like you’ve been given a peek into someone else’s dream. The title comes from this essay about Peter Pan.
WOW. Easily one of the most interesting videos I’ve seen in a long, long time. This is amazingly beautiful and perfectly done with the soundtrack that was selected! I’m blown away.
Turbonegro - Train Of Flesh
Small Turtle Attacks A Fluffy Cat
"When I get over there I’m going to kick your ass! Crap, I’m in a bowl." — awkward turtle thinks to himself at around 38 seconds in.
How To End A First Date [NSFW]
How to use Googly Eyes! And how not to use Google Eyes! (Featuring our Emergency Googly Eyes!)
Talk to the hand. Shenbing wants a bite of Yaoman’s bamboo.
Submitted by Aliciac.
“don’t worry, i got this”
A time lapse I made for an art project. It was created using thousands of still images, batch edited in photoshop for the tilt-shift effect, and finally compressed into video. Check it out!
This is one of the most amazing gingerbread houses we’ve ever seen. At first it appears to be a pretty run-of-the-mill gingerbread house loaded with plenty of yummy candy, but watch the video and you’ll see that it is so much more. With a few whirrs and clicks, the tasty shack becomes a battle-ready robot! This awesome project is the brain-child of Brian Hall, who clearly knows how to make the most of playing with his food.
sweet! this is a must-watch :D