(I was Part-Time, but am now a Full-Time procrastinator named Helen fyi) I love Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Gogol Bordello, animals, the beach, Type O Negative, Firewater, Salem, Pinback, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Dexter, True Blood, Shameless, all Coen Brothers movies, all John Waters movies, LOTR, BSG, Firefly, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). One of my favorite forms of escape is finding pics of my dream house & dream bedroom, a place I can imagine myself spending hours hiding out, away from all of life's problems. I am very much into freedom of speech! I'm anti-censorship; pro-perviness and feeling free to express yourself; Fuck people who cannot respect others who happen to have a different opinion or ethos. ABIDE.
PAUL AGREES
Can I just say, how excited I am for, but also very jealous of, all our friends who are in Europe now, to see one, and in a few cases, two or more Rammstein shows!?!?!! OHHHHH, to have good credit or money saved up to be able to travel! OH mein hertz really brennt!
Hope you have the best time ever, fellow tumblr-ers who are lucky enough to be there now!

The only productive thing I did today (not including making pancakes, that is) was to put up this poster
to honor Richard Kruspe, get your nails did in silver :P
I miss pedicures…
Come with me
Into the trees
We’ll lay on the grass
And let the hours pass
Take my hand
Come back to the land
Let’s get away
Just for one day
Let me see you stripped
Let me see you stripped
Metropolis has nothing on this
You’re breathing in fumes
I taste when we kiss
Take my hand
Come back to the land
Where everything’s ours
For a few hours
Let me see you stripped
Let me see you stripped
Let me hear you make decisions
WIthout your television
Let me hear you speaking just for me
Let me see you
Stripped
(Source: oldhollywood)
Look what I finally got my fangirling hands on! :DDDD
Finally, my saved eBay search came through for me Awww yiss
Blast from the past
d’oh! (I suppose the pun was intended, after all)
I was attempting to clean up some photos and folders and this caught my eye.
woe is me
Amour - Rammstein
Die Liebe ist ein wildes Tier Sie atmet dich sie sucht nach dir Nistet auf gebrochenen Herzen Geht auf Jagd bei Kuss und Kerzen Saugt sich fest an deinen Lippen Gräbt sich Dinge durch die Rippen Lässt sich fallen weich wie Schnee Erst wird es heiss dann kalt am Ende tut es weh Amour Amour Alle wollen nur dich zähmen Amour Amour am Ende gefangen zwischen deinen Zähnen Die Liebe ist ein wildes Tier Sie beisst und kratzt und tritt nach mir Hält mich mit tausend Armen fest Zerrt mich in ihr Liebesnest Frisst mich auf mit Haut und Haar und wirbt mich wieder aus nach Tag und Jahr Lässt sich fallen weich wie Schnee Erst wird es heiss dann kalt am Ende tut es weh Amour Amour Alle wollen nur dich zähmen Amour Amour am Ende gefangen zwischen deinen Zähnen Die Liebe ist ein wildes Tier In die Falle gehst du ihr In die Augen starrt sie dir Verzaubert wenn ihr Blick dich trifft Bitte bitte gib mir Gift
Love is a wild animal It breathes you it looks for you It nests upon broken hearts and goes hunting when there are kisses and candles It sucks tightly on your lips and digs tunnels through your ribs It drops softly like snow First it gets hot then cold in the end it hurts Amour Amour Everyone just wants to tame you Amour Amour in the end caught between your teeth Love is a wild animal It bites and scratches and steps towards me It holds me tightly with a thousand arms and drags me into its love nest It devours me completely and retches me back out after many years It drops softly like snow First it gets hot then cold in the end it hurts Amour Amour Everyone just wants to tame you Amour Amour in the end caught between your teeth Love is a wild animal You fall into its trap It stares into your eyes Spellbound when its gaze hits you Please please give me poison
In a Nebel kind of mood