a freelance procrastinator and occasional dilettante named Helen. Don't ever say "take your time" to a procrastinator. I really dig Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Bob's Burgers, Gogol Bordello, animals, nature, the beach, funny stuff, Doug Benson, The Black Keys, Type O Negative, Firewater, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, True Detective, True Blood, Shameless, breathing, Coen Brothers, John Waters, MST3K, LOTR, BSG, COD, LBP, old arcade games, ps3, Firefly, Medeski Martin Wood, and many more. SO MANY MORE!! Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily to fight the sadness. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). I daydream a lot & possess a vivid imagination.
I made banana walnut bread containing some sort of portal
'Mericuh! Mini red velvet cupcakes with blue sugar because why not
(A little pre-Halloween patriotism? Maybe? ColbertCakes ? Heh)
Nbd i just whipped up a few dozen mini red velvet cupcakes
Helen Makes A Thing: Cupcake Edition
Yeah, so what else you gonna do when you can’t sleep at 5:30am and you have a pounding headache?
…. Survey says?
Post a fucking pic of a snack you ate earlier tonight. NO shells to stop you, princessmaru!
Helen Makes A Thing: Breakfast Burrito Edition
Ok, ok, so it’s 2pm, “breakfast” whatever, I do what I want! Heheh
Yummy scrambled eggs and cheddar/jack cheese mixture, salt & pepper, rolled up in a whole wheat burrito. With OJ. On a gorgeous Sunday. Looking at a pink dogwood tree in full bloom.
Lol it would be perfect, if it weren’t for my loudmouth Cuban neighbor’s cologne wafting in here when the wind blows this way. (Yes, THAT’S how much cologne he is doused in. I was wondering what those 55-gallon drums in his backyard were filled with.)
I would do unspeakable things for some boneless buffalo wings and bleu cheese right now. Unspeakable things. Or pretty much any fried savory delicacy, so long as it’s not fish - (I can’t stand seafood) I’m not in a sweets kinda mood, but that’s all that’s in my room currently. Looks like I got myself a real First World Problem on my hands, huh.
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these almost look too pretty to eat :D
get out of there cat. just because you can fit there doesn’t mean you can sit there!