(I was Part-Time, but am now a Full-Time procrastinator named Helen fyi) I love Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Gogol Bordello, animals, the beach, Type O Negative, Firewater, Salem, Pinback, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Dexter, True Blood, Shameless, all Coen Brothers movies, all John Waters movies, LOTR, BSG, Firefly, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily to fight the sadness. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). One of my favorite forms of escape is finding pics of my dream house & dream bedroom, a place I can imagine myself spending hours hiding out, away from all of life's problems. ABIDE.
Lil Hammy is dreaming. I watch him and wonder what is he dreaming about? does he know he’s a cat when he dreams, does he see people or other cats in his dreams, has he ever seen another cat?? does he remember, like, maybe from the vet’s office, seeing one of his kind or does he think he’s a human does he know what I am?
the camera turned on by itself i swear im not a model
look at that cat’s fabulous mustache
that is the suavest thing I have ever seen
are you sure about that? Ham is pretty darn suave….
awww I love when cats curl up their little pawsies out of sheer contentment ^_^
Every cat should be this happy and safe and deserves a forever home
Happy Halloween from Hammy!
Ham is a fearsome crocodile! Happy Halloween :)
Derpy Ham thinks he’s fearsome.
Omg it’s gettin WILD here now. I hope the neighbors don’t call the cops because of all the noise
Ham having fun in a bag
this is from when he was about 5 months old (he’s now almost 14 months old)