(I was Part-Time, but am now a Full-Time procrastinator named Helen fyi) I love Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Gogol Bordello, animals, the beach, Type O Negative, Firewater, Salem, Pinback, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Dexter, True Blood, Shameless, all Coen Brothers movies, all John Waters movies, LOTR, BSG, Firefly, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). One of my favorite forms of escape is finding pics of my dream house & dream bedroom, a place I can imagine myself spending hours hiding out, away from all of life's problems. I am very much into freedom of speech! I'm anti-censorship; pro-perviness and feeling free to express yourself; Fuck people who cannot respect others who happen to have a different opinion or ethos. ABIDE.
What can I say? Hammy’s into some weird shit. He’s neutered but likes to hump. He really is a tumblr person disguised as a 9-month-old cat.
Poor Teddy Boom. He’s put up with this humiliation since December.
Ham is such a ham!
here’s how I know I’m really, truly a pessimist, and not exaggerating or anything like that to be “cool” (ugh):
I just had this thought: What the hell are we all gonna do when Maru (that adorable box-loving cat from Japan) dies? :’(((
SERIOUSLY, brain?? WTF
Ham basking in the late afternoon sun
Ham The Kitten trying to resist naptime. (Failing, though)
I’m so drowsy now, too
dia del gato
Daisy Mae is my sister’s cat. I’m catsitting her for a few days. I just discovered that she SNORES! *squeee*
My sister’s cat, Daisy. I’m catsitting for a few days.
She’s like, “I don’t really mind you so much, but what happened to Big Guy and Cranky Knowitall Lady?”
How To Clean Your Foot: a Guide For Cats by Hammy
Ham loves licking frosty things
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I’m actually trying to fix the ask box situation D: I need to find a different layout and whatnot. But seriously, you’re kitty is adorable and I want a kitty kat even if I’m not the boss either :(
I was thinking of changing my theme too, but 2 problems: I am lazy, and can’t make up my mind, as if whatever I pick is permanent and the most vital decision of life. hahahhaa! (so just avoid it altogether eh?) I <3 my Ham with every fiber of my being. He’ll be 7 months next week and I don’t know what I’d do without him - he is the perfect blend of sass, cuddles, and playfulness - he really is quite a Ham (he came with that name, and I can totally see why he was named Ham) :DDD


