a freelance procrastinator and occasional dilettante named Helen. Don't ever say "take your time" to a procrastinator. I really dig Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Bob's Burgers, Gogol Bordello, animals, nature, the beach, funny stuff, Doug Benson, The Black Keys, Type O Negative, Firewater, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, True Detective, True Blood, Shameless, breathing, Coen Brothers, John Waters, MST3K, LOTR, BSG, COD, LBP, old arcade games, ps3, Firefly, Medeski Martin Wood, and many more. SO MANY MORE!! Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily to fight the sadness. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). I daydream a lot & possess a vivid imagination.
Ham assists me with a cookie taste test I’m participating in…
A little morning weirdness courtesy of Hammy :))
Hammy stretched and his toesies stayed that way :-)
This happens to be the time and place for a nap.
I don’t always hang out in the kitchen, but when I do, I take up the only counter space there is.
Lil Hammy is dreaming. I watch him and wonder what is he dreaming about? does he know he’s a cat when he dreams, does he see people or other cats in his dreams, has he ever seen another cat?? does he remember, like, maybe from the vet’s office, seeing one of his kind or does he think he’s a human does he know what I am?
the camera turned on by itself i swear im not a model
look at that cat’s fabulous mustache
that is the suavest thing I have ever seen
are you sure about that? Ham is pretty darn suave….