(I was Part-Time, but am now a Full-Time procrastinator named Helen fyi) I love Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Gogol Bordello, animals, the beach, Type O Negative, Firewater, Salem, Pinback, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, Dexter, True Blood, Shameless, all Coen Brothers movies, all John Waters movies, LOTR, BSG, Firefly, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily. Don’t be so serious, because one day we’ll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it’s true. We will all die eventually of something). One of my favorite forms of escape is finding pics of my dream house & dream bedroom, a place I can imagine myself spending hours hiding out, away from all of life’s problems. I am very much into freedom of speech! I’m anti-censorship; pro-perviness and feeling free to express yourself; Fuck people who cannot respect others who happen to have a different opinion or ethos. ABIDE. TweetTumblr (3.0; @weenlebowski)http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d07a8c4a9302fdc3fabd7217a667da5/tumblr_mkqqd95ZlH1s2ctrno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134780521http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134780521Thu, 23 May 2013 03:10:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/175fa63da653000954c3cbfde1ca9ea6/tumblr_mmjpyjYPdA1qbdc3uo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dailymurf.tumblr.com/post/50687103725/booty-booty-booty-booty-rocking-every" target="_blank">dailymurf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>booty booty booty booty rocking every pear </span></p> </blockquote> <div>Nobody understands how funny i find this</div> </blockquote>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134770589http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134770589Thu, 23 May 2013 03:10:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1t5qioCiP1qm6onko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134766901http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134766901Thu, 23 May 2013 03:09:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/57ce05d5e6f47117e893ff71c0f1916c/tumblr_mkwewaHjzC1rccsbqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134747465http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134747465Thu, 23 May 2013 03:09:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/12a54a76da99b75bc903972fac227e2b/tumblr_mmuo1tFvOH1qins52o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/51098276947/blukudeiro-still-the-best-thing-ever" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blukudeiro.tumblr.com/post/50994500925/still-the-best-thing-ever" target="_blank">blukudeiro</a>:</p> <p>still the best thing ever</p> </blockquote>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134680525http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134680525Thu, 23 May 2013 03:07:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4daf50515b9b43289b08c4f86021ad60/tumblr_mibsazqOgr1rwjzpqo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134490657http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134490657Thu, 23 May 2013 03:01:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/752400fce2d005749e9a0f41d0ab9e75/tumblr_mn47paQeHZ1rwp6rno1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134458261http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134458261Thu, 23 May 2013 03:00:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyhcc4Eqn1qcu0ewo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134429245http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134429245Thu, 23 May 2013 02:59:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc71073097b542cfad61efc4ca9f15d0/tumblr_mn4jlm2Gp31r3gb3zo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134303339http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134303339Thu, 23 May 2013 02:55:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d8b32402679f6d1ab7aaadf3d9d8a69/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7af08f000331bbf0881d37ae53944467/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://felicefawn.tumblr.com/post/51095529012/what-a-legend" target="_blank">felicefawn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What a legend.</p> </blockquote>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134280993http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134280993Thu, 23 May 2013 02:55:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ddb75c88c4fa78aec1085cd453f49359/tumblr_mih0v3SwOJ1r6svuco1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3fd31d2f2e4f375cc7df3db2d9c87444/tumblr_mih0v3SwOJ1r6svuco2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/230d17d9b2a9df44ca79850fcfb4eb89/tumblr_mih0v3SwOJ1r6svuco3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69fcb01a3fd196a0b12ee5b45f810a24/tumblr_mih0v3SwOJ1r6svuco4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whovian178.tumblr.com/post/45272814481/maxted-step-1-draw-a-swirl-step-2-make-swirl" target="_blank">whovian178</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maxted.tumblr.com/post/43485259902/step-1-draw-a-swirl-step-2-make-swirl-bigger" target="_blank">maxted</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Step 1. Draw a swirl. Step 2. Make swirl bigger. Step 3. Girl with a Pearl Earring. </span></p> </blockquote> <p>So that’s how Vermeer did it</p> </blockquote>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134268856http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51134268856Thu, 23 May 2013 02:54:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ecf1c15d2221376aa3711cb5757912dc/tumblr_mf51gjj3WP1r4ke3do1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51133800853http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51133800853Thu, 23 May 2013 02:41:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc87e1b367eab48d7acabd2c500bc785/tumblr_mfzpn76NsA1s2oxpxo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mc-lovin-7936.tumblr.com/post/39462131177/lightning-slowed-down-at-10-000-frames-per-second" target="_blank">mc-lovin-7936</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.</p> </blockquote>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51133771333http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51133771333Thu, 23 May 2013 02:40:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57dbb2689b8fbb41148a34ddf9cfdfd3/tumblr_mky7rmKfj41rqfhi2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51133765602http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51133765602Thu, 23 May 2013 02:40:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48f3d363405ce2ea23dbd48b70ef0fe3/tumblr_mn8nj1lUCJ1rylzllo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cute-overload.tumblr.com/post/51133485517/peter-messing-up-the-bed-again" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">cute-overload</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Peter, messing up the bed again.<br/><a href="http://cute-overload.tumblr.com" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0000cd;"><a href="http://cute-overload.tumblr.com" target="_blank"><a href="http://cute-overload.tumblr.com" target="_blank">http://cute-overload.tumblr.com</a></a></span></a></p></blockquote>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51133719193http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51133719193Thu, 23 May 2013 02:39:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f64ad854a95cd5cd758f760550cdc74/tumblr_mn7vx2SRr21qzujsgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4608985f3072aafafba444cac98862e/tumblr_mn7vx2SRr21qzujsgo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://speedwithteeth.tumblr.com/post/51126884072/catbountry-weirdmoviefan" target="_blank">speedwithteeth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catbountry.tumblr.com/post/51126754397/weirdmoviefan-networkandsharingcenter" target="_blank">catbountry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weirdmoviefan.tumblr.com/post/51123505479/networkandsharingcenter-globochem-this" target="_blank">weirdmoviefan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://networkandsharingcenter.tumblr.com/post/51092598107/globochem-this-story-truly-is-the-gift-that" target="_blank">networkandsharingcenter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://globochem.tumblr.com/post/51092118989/this-story-truly-is-the-gift-that-keeps-on-giving" target="_blank">globochem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1d782f33a277f4d1f4a817c0962a6f06/tumblr_inline_mn7w23mpyC1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [<a href="http://gawker.com/infamous-kitchen-nightmares-restaurant-owner-facing-d-509282124?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow" target="_blank">link</a>]</p> <p>I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to. </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a83cd175c7f1363b9f10a654e3a8547e/tumblr_inline_mn7w2dnsVC1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>the Amy’s Baking Company rollercoaster ride does not stop</p> </blockquote> <p>WHAT?!?</p> </blockquote> <p>OH WOW.</p> </blockquote> <p>holy shit</p> </blockquote>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51133710451http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51133710451Thu, 23 May 2013 02:39:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3aa11e370140da17b892cd5a6a5d8b7/tumblr_mn87nb8p0o1qargfho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://llbwwb.tumblr.com/post/51126039596/pigging-out-by-buck-shreck" target="_blank">llbwwb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Pigging out by Buck Shreck.</p> </blockquote>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51133591927http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51133591927Thu, 23 May 2013 02:35:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsza4vouQ71r04oypo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51129469904http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51129469904Thu, 23 May 2013 01:02:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6r28h3Ecv1r3dkygo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imprecise.tumblr.com/post/26675458186/arthur-kalnins" target="_blank">imprecise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/karhtur/6119899630/" target="_blank">Arthur Kalnins</a></p> </blockquote>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51129465573http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51129465573Thu, 23 May 2013 01:02:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/353e99da81014eded294694015eaf8ba/tumblr_mlyl7w3mQH1r9bdspo1_r2_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://carletessaez.tumblr.com/post/49079260609" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">carletessaez</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Pat Gudauskas, tunnel vision.</p></blockquote>http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51129462563http://weenlebowski.tumblr.com/post/51129462563Thu, 23 May 2013 01:02:18 -0400