I love Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, The Big Lebowski, animals, the beach, Type O Negative, Swans, Metalocalypse, Gogol Bordello, It's Always Sunny, Dexter, True Blood, Shameless, all Coen Brothers movies, all John Waters movies, LOTR, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). I am very much into FREEDOM OF SPEECH! I'm anti-censorship; pro-perviness and feeling free to express yourself; Fuck people who cannot respect others who happen to have a different opinion or ethos. ABIDE.
This is my dream house. Hands down. Complete with turret, balconies, porches, creepy attic windows, fucking most perfect house ever. omg

If it has secret passageways my life is complete :)
There are glorious houses all over Cleveland that look like this (many with less intricate details though) that are run...