freelance procrastinator called Helen. Don't ever say "take your time" to a procrastinator. I really dig Rammstein, Ween, Clutch, Swans, The Big Lebowski, Bob's Burgers, Gogol Bordello, animals, nature, the beach, funny stuff, Doug Benson, The Black Keys, Type O Negative, Firewater, Metalocalypse, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, True Detective, True Blood, Shameless, breathing, Coen Brothers, John Waters, MST3K, LOTR, BSG, COD, LBP, old arcade games, ps3, Firefly, Medeski Martin Wood, and many more. Pizza and air conditioning rule my world. I like dark humor and try to laugh daily to fight the sadness. Don't be so serious, because one day we'll all be diagnosed with something bad or else get into a car wreck and die (sorry, it's true. We will all die eventually of something). I daydream a lot & possess a vivid imagination.
hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?
Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]
PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.
It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats.
Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.
http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)
http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!
YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
those who own a dog please share the dog with those that don’t
aseantoo submitted to medievalpoc:
Unknown Dehua artist
A European family
China (late 1600s)
Asian Civilisations Museum, Singapore
There’s an exhibition on in Singapore now called China Mania!: The Global Passion for Porcelain, 800-1900. It features porcelain works made by Chinese kilns for customers in Europe, the Middle East, India, Southeast Asia and Japan, including a fair number of representations of Europeans (plus one of Persians!).
This one comes from the kilns in the county of Dehua, in Fujian Province. Turns out there was a whole industry of manufacturing statuettes of people in Western dress for export.
For some reason, this artist seems to believe that the average European family owns not only a dog, but also - on the bottom right - a monkey.
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
Best literary analysis ever.
beastie boys // so what’cha want.
turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)